28 December 2009

Tasty Pigs of Puerto Rico

Pork maestro at Lechoneras Los PinosAfter a few weeks off the road and off work, I was ready for an actual vacation during my time off. To decide where to go, I turned to my usual vacation search criteria: cheap flights to a warm destination, preferably outside the Continental US. For the second time, Puerto Rico came out on top...

The last time Chris and I visited Puerto Rico in 2006, we spent very little time in San Juan before heading off to Vieques island off the east coast and then to Tortola in the British Virgin Islands. We stayed at quaint local resorts and swam in a bioluminescent bay. It was amazing.

This time, we needed something simple and economical. After all, it had been more than a month since my last paycheck and we still hadn't sold either of our rehabbed houses.

The view from our hotel in San JuanI only booked flights, hotel, airport parking, and car rental that could be paid entirely by frequent flyer miles or other loyalty points.

With so few choices, the entire trip was confirmed within a few hours---a tiny fraction of my typical vacation planning time, at a tiny fraction of the typical cost.

For the most part, the experience of staying at the Marriott by the beach in Puerto Rico was about the same as staying at the Marriott by the beach in Florida...or any other cruise ship port of call. It was heavenly to sit on the balcony watching and listening to the crashing waves below, and always a delight to be surrounded by fresh seafood options. But nothing felt especially Puerto Rican...until we remembered the pigs.

Driving to the mountainsChris was the first to remember that Anthony Bourdain had done a No Reservations show in Puerto Rico and raved about the BBQ suckling pig he found just outside San Juan. So after a couple of relaxing yet uneventful days at the beach, we headed off in search of adventure--and BBQ pork.

Driving to the mountainsIt was a warm Sunday afternoon in San Juan, and customary for locals to head to the mountains for music, dancing, BBQ, and cool mountain breezes. Our destination: Lechonera Los Pinos in the Guavate neighborhood of Cayey, Puerto Rico.

Driving up the mountainLechoneras (pork restaurants) and makeshift souvenir stands peppered the narrow, winding road up the mountain to Los Pinos. Although the hand-carved masks and other souvenirs looked interesting, and I'm sure they would have been cheap, the idea of pulling over on the side of a steep, curvy mountain road with no shoulder was a little too scary to risk it.

Driving up the mountainAs we approached the cluster of popular Lechoneras, the traffic started slowing down and we could see up ahead that most of the parking lots were already full. We had done enough research to know to head out early, but still missed our noon target by almost two hours.

We managed to find a muddy parking lot in the grass, just off the road past Lechoneras Los Pinos, with spots available for $4. We practiced our [really poor] spanish as we tried to figure out where and how they were directing us to park.

View of BBQ pork parts as we waited in line to orderAt Lechoneras Los Pinos, there was already a long line out the side of the building, waiting to place an order at the counter.

Based on the pile of discarded pig heads, we guessed they had already gone through at least 4 whole pigs, but fortunately it didn't look like they were in danger of running out before we made it to the counter.

As we waited, we tried to figure out how and what people were ordering so we would know what to do when we got up there.

Me, Eating a plateful of porky goodnessWe soon realized there was no menu of any kind, not even in spanish. I had assumed we would at least have multiple choice, possibly with pictures.

By the time we reached the counter, we realized we had very little chance of communicating exactly what we wanted and were prepared to eat and enjoy whatever we ended up with.

Chris, Eating a plateful of porky goodnessAfter a few minutes trying to understand my spanglish babbling, the order-taker politely asked us to wait while he found a fluent english speaker to take our order.

We ended up with a delicious assortment of pork, crispy pork skin, chicken sausage, fried plantains, red beans, and rice for less than $20. I suspect our price may have included a foreigner premium, but it was well worth it.


Lechonera Los Pinos
Barrio Guavate
Carr. 184, Km. 27.7
Cayey, PR 00736
(787) 286-1917

If you're interested in Anthony Bourdain's take on the same restaurant, fast forward to 5:23 of this video: Anthony Bourdain in Puerto Rico

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07 December 2009

Adventures with a 6-year-old

Kami at the pancake breakfast we made from scratchAs most of you know, I'm not a big fan of kids. I don't have the slightest inclination to have one of my own, and I can't help feeling a little sorry for every new parent I meet. I know it sounds bad, but it's an automatic, visceral reaction.

Recently, my 6-year-old niece has helped me begin to understand why others might feel differently...

My niece Kami was the first baby born to anyone in my immediate family. Since my sister and I have a close relationship, everyone assumed that her child would somehow activate my maternal instincts. In reality, even my aunternal instincts were a little slow to kick in.

Then, sometime during Kami's fifth year on this planet, she started transforming into a fascinating mini-adultish person who now has me completely captivated. I don't know if I feel this way because she is family or because she is really as interesting as I think. I'll let you be the judge.

Here is Kami as she explains the logic of a 6-year-old making a difficult choice to give up something she loves. Notice her facial expression as she contemplates life without barbie dolls:



In this scenario, she is hypothetically forced to do one of two things she would hate:

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18 April 2009

Chillin in St. Louis

Pasta with Bolognese sauceIt has been a while since I've posted any new stories, but I'm starting to feel a glimmer of inspiration returning. Life has been very hectic for the past six months. Most weeks, I have been on the road 4-5 days per week, and the few days at home were split between work, family, friends, and house rehab. But not today. Today is Tami time...

It is 2pm on a Saturday afternoon and I'm still in my pajamas, about to kick off a Lord of the Rings marathon as soon as Chris leaves for work. He's shooting a wedding today.

It's been a while since I dusted off my special extended edition DVDs containing 12 continuous hours of LOTR viewing pleasure. I don't know if I'll actually make it through all three movies before having to stop to do something more constructive, but I'm going to try.

Homemade crusty breadIt's really shaping up to be a great weekend. I got home on Thursday evening to find Chris in the kitchen, stirring a pot of made-from-scratch bolognese sauce to go with the fresh pasta and crusty bread he had also just made from scratch.

I was just telling someone last week that Chris wasn't much of a baker. Wow, did I get that one wrong. It was some of the best bread I've tasted, and it was only his first try.

Yogurt with StrawberriesFriday morning, for breakfast, we had some of his homemade whole milk yogurt with fresh strawberries, and toasted bread with honey.

Unfortunately, we only had store-bought butter for our toast since it's been a couple of weeks since Chris has churned his own--seriously, he's making his own butter these days.

I think Chris and I are both starting to feel creative again now that the Sidney house rehab is done. That was a lot of work. I've also just finished a work project in Connecticut and should have more time in St. Louis in the next few weeks, so that helps too. Maybe I'll finally get around to posting a few stories from our trip to Argentina last December.

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02 January 2009

Rice and Beans

In Buenos AiresIn the week since Chris and I returned from Argentina, we have been mostly vegetarian. We over-indulged in Buenos Aires, with meals ranging from big portions of perfectly grilled meats to big portions of salad and fresly made pasta. The only meal that didn't include large portions was a 12-course tasting menu that took 3 hours to eat...


In Buenos AiresI managed to eat more steak in two weeks in Buenos Aires than I normally would have eaten in several months, without gaining weight. I actually lost a few pounds. I guess it probably helped that we walked a lot in between meals. Maybe this is where they discovered the low-carb diet.

However it happened, it was a good thing for both of us to lose some weight. We came home determined to continue the weight loss trend and also determined to eat fewer animals for a while.

In Buenos AiresIt helped that Chris was inspired by the challenge of cooking with no meat and has been getting creative in the kitchen. I never realized you could make so much out of beans and various grains.

Our other inspiration came from my cousin, Ashley, who told us about her "senior project" when we were together for Christmas. While many of her peers are doing projects that range from repairing an old car to painting their bedroom, Ashley has decided to go to Honduras to personally feed the hungry and teach them to grow their own food.

My cousin, AshleyShe is in the process of raising the money to take with her to Honduras to buy the food, and has an interesting sales pitch. Rather than just donate money, she is asking people to eat nothing but rice and beans for 3 days and then donate the money they would have spent on more extravagant food. This way, the people supporting her project will have a stronger connection to the starving people of Honduras who survive only on rice and watery beans.

Although we're not yet in our official 3-day beans and rice marathon, we have eaten beans nearly every day this week. Chris made a simple yet delicious pot of pinto beans with rice yesterday for less than $3. It was enough to feed us for at least 2 days.

In spite of having plenty of leftover black bean dip, spicy white beans with tomatoes and squash, pinto beans with rice, and buckwheat noodles with tofu, I'm going out to dinner with friends tonight and will probably insert some meat into my diet.

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